Thursday, March 26, 2009

(Ir) Reverent Fun

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.

Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.

The boy now has company…

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball bat."

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My Dad's outside."

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "500 dollars."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."

Man: "How much?"

Boy: "1,500 dollars."

Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your bat and ball. Let's go outside and we’ll throw around the baseball together."

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says, "2,000 dollars."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to Church and make you confess."

They go to Church and the father alerts the Priest. The little boy sits in the confession booth and closes the door.

Boy: "Dark in here.”

Priest: "Don't start that crap again."

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